AUGGIE

Age: 23

Height: 5-11

Weight: 145

Orientation: Straight

The first time I saw Auggie was in a movie theater with his girlfriend. I couldn't help noticing that her head was in his lap, and...uh...moving up and down. He looked over and saw me watching, and since he didn't seem to mind, I just enjoyed the show (and I'm not talking about the movie). He seemed like a perfect candidate for my line of work, so after the movie ended I walked over and gave him my card!